TINY THINGS - ABBY

Oh. Hi. You know, I have heard some really interesting things about you. Do you want to know what they are? Okay, I'll tell you. Only because it's kind of hilarious, but also, I want to know if it's true. I have heard that you have the smallest penis that anyone has ever seen. Which, looking at you. I wouldn't touch it. Not to be rude or anything. I'm just curious. Of course. I've actually always kind of liked tiny things.