FULL SERVICE DELI - ROXY

You're probably wondering how this big belly came about? I was super hungry at the beach, tanning, hadn't eaten all day.. I was starved! And there was this cute little deli place on the beach. I walked over and I couldn't decide what to eat, there were so many choices! No one would help me when I rang the bell, and I started getting angry because I was so angry! I decided to go make a sandwich since no one was going to help me! When I got behind the counter I saw a girl hiding texting on her phone! Why wouldn't she help me? I'm so hungry! I don't know what came over me but I just snapped and started to eat her whole while she was yelling for help!