I ATE MY WAY OUT OF A TICKET - DEVYN
I'm freaking out! I just got pulled over in my car and I didn't want a ticket because my record is clean... so... I ate the cop. Like, legit, ate him. I couldn't help it, he was just so plump and juicy looking and I was so hungry! What do I do? How do I get rid of the evidence?
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