WHAT A LITTLE DICK

Listen, I know we've been friends for a really long time, so I have to ask you a question. I've heard a bunch of the girls in the locker room talking about your.... well... your small penis. I just need to know, is it true? I will still be your best friend, but I just have to know. So, can I see it? I won't think any different of you, I promise!

OK, let's see it.What?! Hahahaaha. Oh man, wow, that thing is so small. What the fuck?! How did it get that way? Is it the supplements? Listen, we can still be friends...

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