SMOOTH SKIN HEROINE

Sadie is ready to be the perfect heroine. She puts on her special wristbands, then stops to lotion every inch of her skin first — she won’t go into battle unless she’s soft and smooth.

The masked villain is already waiting with her trademark electro-staff. One hit from behind breaks Sadie’s focus, and the staff keeps coming. Every time Sadie tries to get back up, the villain neutralizes her again — in the hall, then in the bedroom, staff pressed to her body while her top comes off.

The lotion doesn’t save her. She’s on her knees asking for mercy and one more chance to lotion up, still insisting she was supposed to be the smooth, perfect heroine.

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